I need this to be the intro to the movie trailer of my life film …
OR play when I walk into Home Depot. Either one.
…
“In a World where … <insert something tragic/ironic/fairly menacing>.”
“One Man alone has the power to … <insert something heroic/mildly implausible/super cool>.”
“And that man is … Jonathan Keaton! <cue the music>“
Jonathan Keaton 
August 17, 2012 at 11:39 pm
In a World where Death, Famine, Pestilence,and War, are beyond control.
One Man alone has the power to bring order,to these chaotic lands, by summoning the true Horseman.
And that man is… Jonathan Keaton!”